Anonymous asked:

I started dancing not too long ago and well it's almost that time of the month. I'm so scared to work. I feel like something's going to go wrong!(blood on customer,leaking,smell,drips,etc) i would be so embarrassed. what do I do??? Do I call off?!

Hi Anon,

Ugh, your question gives me the annoyed feels. Your period doesn’t make you a monster or weirdo, it’s a natural part of being a female human being. For some reason I’m getting that you are grossed out or annoyed with your period which could be valid depending on the nature of your cycle. So from your question I have to assume to assume that. If it is, then it’s up to you to figure out if you want to work. If it is totally manageable and you’re just freaking out because blood is coming out of your vagina — stop freaking out. It’s a period, and it’s your job. Make it work.

With that said, there are a bunch of things you can do to manage your period. Are you unable to use tampons, menstrual cups or sea sponges? If you can, just use one of those! Keep a close eye on your flow and be mindful of it so you don’t leak.

Also, do you work at a nude or topless club? If you have a heavy flow and you’re using tampons, sponges or menstrual cups you just have to be mindful of your flow. Tuck the tampon string and probably refrain from doing spread eagle. If you work at a topless club, just wear dark bottoms, just in case you spot or leak.

I feel like all this goes without saying. 

xx

SN

Anonymous asked:

Hi! I want to be a stripper to pay for my college tuition and I live in Vegas. Do you know any good strip clubs there? I'm afraid they will be a little quirky and I might not get paid well by customers.

Hey girl,

Have you read my advice page yet? Or my favorites page yet? I put my Vegas Guide in there. If you still have questions after going through all that, feel free to send another message. 

xx

SN

Anonymous asked:

Hey SN! I read through your fav posts and I didn't see anything on this subject, so forgive me if you have already answered this question before! Here's my issue: I've been dancing for about a month and I love it, but I'm worried about when I have to pay taxes. I pay my taxes every year and I want to be prepared because I'm very sure I'll owe money. I signed paperwork at my club that said I am an independent contractor. I'm used to dealing with W2s! Thanks! --Nico

Hi Anon,

Find the person who does everyone’s taxes at the club, there’s usually someone depending on how big the club is. You may or may not get a 1099 form at the end of the year, just depends if your club keeps track of dances or not. 

Start saving money now so you’ll have enough to pay. Don’t put much in the bank if you don’t have to, you’ll have to claim that.

Whatever you do, don’t do your taxes yourself unless you’re a CPA.

Hope that helps,

xx

SN

bethestrongerfantasy asked:

Last Friday my best buddy & I went to a Penthouse Club in the Midwest. While seated a few girls approached us. 1st girl: "let me tell you how I work: $25 per song priv dance $150 for a blow job upstairs, $250 full fuck. I don't rush you, I want you to enjoy." 2nd girl (an hour later): "$250 we go upstairs and I suck the SHIT out of your penis." Me: "I shit from my ass please don't suck it. How about dances?" Her: "I gotta go walk around" should I be shocked at these blatant propositions? WTF?

Hey there,

I normally don’t answer questions like this because I don’t identify with it…I’ve never worked at a club where offering extras was expected. Also, I don’t know how common this experience is for other dancers. 

Honestly, I just think that extras are more common at some clubs than they are at others. In fact I wrote about this a few times because I had two asks from a dancer in Portland that said extras were the norm at her club, even though it’s illegal according to state law. Tits and Sass wrote a series about this too, I put a links to it in this ask.

Where I work now, it’s a huge no-no to offer any sort of sex whatsoever. In Vegas, only the big spenders like — huge spenders — even got that option I think. And management was in on it. 

…So, should you be shocked? I don’t know. I’m not surprised though.

xx

SN

misandry-mermaid

holy-horny-hippie-batman asked:

Just saw that you reblogged the post about the Diva Cup, so I thought I'd throw it out there that I've been using one for almost a year and a half and it's amazing! If you don't win, I highly suggest buying one. It's so much more comfortable than pads or tampons, easy to clean, and obviously much better for the environment. Great investment, too, as they can be used up to a year and cost around thirty dollars.

misandry-mermaid answered:

I highly recommend them as well.  They are safer for the body, better for the environment, and more economical (a larger cost upfront but way cheaper over time than tampons and pads).  I recommend them to everyone who menstruates.

YES YES YES!

I use mentrsual cups too, I prefer lunettecup!

In any case, I’ll never ever go back to tampons or pads.

xx

SN

hashtag-stripper-problems

hashtag-stripper-problems:

From the “manager” customer:
  • "why don’t you smile?"
  • "you’d make more money if you…"
  • "How much money do you make here?"
  • "Yeah, but this isn’t a good song to dance to. Let’s wait"
  • "I bet you make so much more than me!" *doesn’t tip or buy a dance*
From Captain Save-A-Ho:
  • "I’m sorry, I don’t…

"CAN YOU PRETEND LIKE YOU’RE 16?"
Been there, never ceases to amaze me how ballsy people are to even think this is okay to ask let alone want.

"YEA BUT WHAT CAN WE DO BACK THERE?"
Dear fuckin’ god. Stop. Just stop.

Oh, lol “Do you do anal”… or “Do you give anal?” (swear!)

Anonymous asked:

So this is going to sound crazy, but if you're looking for someplace to work that is perhaps not quite as far from home as Australia, you should check out North Dakota. The oil and gas industries are BOOMING there right now, which means lots of young, dumb, lonely men knocking down $80-90K or more a year. Seems like a good place to me for a girl who can hustle.

Hi Anon,

Yes, I’ve talked about this option with friends, and even met a dancer who worked there about 3 or 4 years ago.

The pros are oblivious: very few clubs, lonely men (young and old) away from home with money to burn.

However, upon further consideration some cons came up: the towns, Williston in particular, have expanded so fast that there isn’t any infrastructure to support the endless number of workers who are coming the area. That’s not just trash pick up, water, gas and electricity, I’m also talking about hotels, homes, roads, restaurants, grocery stores, etc. So just finding a place to stay and getting around would be an issue. On top of that, because of the number of men who are alone and the lack of infrastructure crime is on the rise. The last thing I want to do is head out there just to get robbed or assaulted. Not only that, the only time I ever called the few clubs in Williston, they said they weren’t hiring and to call back 3 or 4 months later to see if anything had changed. That was a few years ago, I’m sure things have changed since then.

I mean some of these issues could be fixed though, but not without extreme solutions. Renting an RV or camper, getting a group of 4 or more dancers to go, making sure we all get hired ahead of time…it could be worth it.

My dancer buddy, however, said it wasn’t worth it for her. She said stayed at a shady hotel because there were so few to choose from. Didn’t know what to do with the money she had earned because she was afraid to hold on to it in her room or take a cab to the bank. She said she just didn’t feel safe. I had friends who also went out to another city in ND and had an awful experience. They didn’t dance, but they went to see a friend who had moved there. They won’t be going back.

Also, I know it’s 2014, but I do have to worry about racism. I’d like to think that management and customers alike would treat me with respect, but experience has taught me otherwise. 

I do appreicate the suggestion! I’m just going to keep my options open for something more viable. 

xx

SN

Anonymous asked:

I made 2100 bucks on mfc in 3 hrs. I didnt even have to leave the house. Can't go wrong! I'll never step foot on stage again! 😉

Hi there,

Keep up the good work. The test will be to see if you can really keep it up, if so I’d be crazy impressed! I have two friends who are on MFC now doing fairly well, but it’s no walk in the park.

xx

SN